an unsanctioned twitter feed of snippets caught through our open window

8:15pm Monday 21st March

"What's cheaper? Chinese or charcoal chicken?"

4:06pm Saturday 26th March

"I have never killed anyone, nor have I ever been in a fight"

3:03pm Saturday 26th March

"Your Dad did not like me very much"

2:21pm Saturday 26th March

"Green's the worst, my favorite is pink"

5:06pm Sunday 16th January

"I do lots of things unintentionally that i'm proud of"

3:06pm Monday 17th January

"he decides, that his Grandma is so mean, he's going to play a trick on her."

9:55am Wednesday, 15th September

-"I nearly got run over the other day"
-"did you?"

4:55pm, Tuesday 24th August

-"hey, guess what arrived in the post today,- toothpaste"
-"yaaay!"

1:00pm Monday 2nd August

"Well it's actually a diploma i think, maybe"

1:39pm Sunday 20th May

"The Australians won't be happy"

10:11am Friday 18 June

"She's going to show her some new E, you know, e-modules."

1:33pm Wednesday 9th June

"Not Jenny McCarthy, umm, Jenny!"

3:07pm Sunday 6th June

"I checked my account right, and I knew I had fifty dollars"

12:45pm Saturday 5th June

"and afterwards, she was so stoned, she can't talk"

3:18pm Friday 4th June

"aw yea, I watched the first season of it"

2:41pm Sunday 30th May

"..and the adult style of the human looked very interesting"

12:45pm Sunday 30th May

"that place stresses me out, fucken tight doors.."

11:41am Sunday 30th May

-"it's like honeyish"
-"yeah, its like sugar"

6:17pm Monday 17th May

-"From my mothers garden"
-"aw noice"

5:32pm Monday 17th May

"Maybe he pretends he's James Bond.."

5:14pm Monday 17th May

"It's a lot more balanced now"

4:47pm Monday 17th May

"..sitting there, high as a kite.."

3:12pm Sunday 16th May

-"oh that's cute"
-"yeah"

3:07pm Sunday 16th May

"i don't think so, it's very unusual for me"

9:47am Sunday 16th May

"no, I've just been to the dairy"

4:22pm Saturday 15th May

"...and then she's like..."

3:16pm Saturday 15th May

-"We had a really good training"
-"oh, that's excellent!"

6:05pm Friday 14th May

"I'm going to watch the boys play rugby, then go to the mall"

8:38am Friday 14th May

"Do you know, now he's telling everyone that I ruined the relationship"